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charbel
Number of posts : 36
Age : 114
Localisation : London UK
Registration date : 2007-03-18
| Subject: joke of the day  Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:09 am | |
| Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for
Microsoft Europe. 5,000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate
is Fadi Khoury, a Lebanese guy.
Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asked those who do
not know JAVA program language to leave.
2,000 people leave the room. Fadi Khoury says to himself, "I do not know
JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try."
Bill Gates asked candidates who never had experience of managing more than
100 people to leave. 2,000 people leave the room. Fadi says to
himself, "I never managed anybody but myself but I have nothing to lose if
I stay. What can happen to me?" So he stays.
Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to
leave. 500 people leave the room.
Fadi says to himself, "I left school at 15 but what have I got to
lose?" So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asked candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat to leave.
498 people leave the room.
Fadi says to himself, "I do not speak one word of Serbo-Croat but what do I
have to lose?" So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.
Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said, "Apparently you are the only two
candidates who speak Serbo-Croatian, so I'd now like to hear you have a
conversation together in that language."
Calmly, Fadi turns to the other candidate and says "Keifak ya **rr?"
The other candidate answers "Kol kh*** ya m******!"
(ps sorry for the b** words) | |
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skywatcher84
Number of posts : 50
Age : 41
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: joke of the day Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:22 am | |
|  :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D ktir mahdoumeh Sit ghiné wala sit fe2er  | |
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rhosni
Number of posts : 32
Age : 42
Localisation : Paris
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: joke of the day Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:45 am | |
| Un Français m'avait envoyé cette même histoire avec son commentaire: "c'est moins pour les insultes que sur la mentalité libanaise que j'ai envoyé le mail !..." | |
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skywatcher84
Number of posts : 50
Age : 41
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: joke of the day Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:47 am | |
| - rhosni wrote:
- Un Français m'avait envoyé cette même histoire avec son commentaire: "c'est moins pour les insultes que sur la mentalité libanaise que j'ai envoyé le mail !..."
chou ken chou3ourak when u received his mail ? | |
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rhosni
Number of posts : 32
Age : 42
Localisation : Paris
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: joke of the day Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:49 am | |
| Pourquoi tu demandes?  | |
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Mohamad KASSAB
Number of posts : 54
Age : 42
Localisation : Pomona, California, USA
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: joke of the day Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:51 am | |
| RAHIBEHHHHHHHHHHH WALLA EL LEBNENI BIDAL 3AKR*** HEHEHE | |
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Mohamad KASSAB
Number of posts : 54
Age : 42
Localisation : Pomona, California, USA
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: joke of the day Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:57 am | |
| BASS SOU2EL MINE FADY KHOURY ?????? CHOU EXISTE YE3NI HAL CHAKHESS? IZA EH 3AN JAD BYESTEHAL YKOUN CHAIRMAN | |
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charbel
Number of posts : 36
Age : 114
Localisation : London UK
Registration date : 2007-03-18
| | Subject: Re: joke of the day Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:05 am | |
| w haydek el teni yall dall ma3o? | |
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skywatcher84
Number of posts : 50
Age : 41
Registration date : 2007-03-16
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rhosni
Number of posts : 32
Age : 42
Localisation : Paris
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: joke of the day Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:18 am | |
| I fo tj voir le coté +ve des choz, non? | |
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skywatcher84
Number of posts : 50
Age : 41
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: joke of the day Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:19 am | |
| - rhosni wrote:
- I fo tj voir le coté +ve des choz, non?
Tu as tout à fait raison | |
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Mohamad KASSAB
Number of posts : 54
Age : 42
Localisation : Pomona, California, USA
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: joke of the day Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:20 am | |
| hala2 3a chou 3am tchere3 inta w yeh ?????? el mouhem nikteh helweh w dalil inou el lebneni bandou2 w point a la ligne ( rami mazbout hek btenkatab LIGNE????) HEHEHE | |
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skywatcher84
Number of posts : 50
Age : 41
Registration date : 2007-03-16
| | Subject: Re: joke of the day Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:22 am | |
| - Mohamad KASSAB wrote:
- hala2 3a chou 3am tchere3 inta w yeh ?????? el mouhem nikteh helweh w dalil inou el lebneni bandou2 w point a la ligne ( rami mazbout hek btenkatab LIGNE????) HEHEHE
Min 2al 3am netchera3 :D, 3Am techera3 ma3i rhsoni ? ellou la M KASSAB :p | |
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Omar Ghemrawi
Number of posts : 4
Age : 40
Localisation : kuwait
Registration date : 2007-03-23
| | Subject: Re: joke of the day Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:36 pm | |
| ya chabeb kelkon 3am t3al2o 3ala hal joke l7elwi bas ma 7ada mnkon khabarna joke tenyeh a7la
merci 3ala hal joke l7elweh | |
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